What VIDEO Really Stands For in Video Production
Spoiler: It’s not “Visual Integrated Digital Editorial Output.” That sounds like a rejected IT conference panel.
Nope. In production land, VIDEO really means:
V – Very Last Minute
Every project starts and ends here.
Client: “We need it tomorrow.”
Us: “Great. I didn’t need functioning organs anyway.”
I – I Need It to Pop
Feedback Translation Guide™:
“Pop” = Make it louder, brighter, more animated, possibly involving glitter or goats.
(True story: the client kept the goat.)
D – Do You Have Time for Just One More Revision?
We’re on version 12. The first version was “perfect.” The final version? A slideshow.
E – Everything Is Your Job Now
Cinematographer? Yes.
Therapist? Also yes.
Bird wrangler? Long story.
O – Oh, You Meant THIS Friday?
Time is a social construct, and your calendar invite means nothing.
BONUS: What Clients Think VIDEO Means
• Very Inconvenient Deadlines Executed Overnight
• Videos Initiated During Existential Overwhelm
• Viewers Instantly Dismiss Excessive Over-editing
Final Take:
VIDEO is not a job. It’s a survival sport.
Respect the editor. Hug your producer. And for the love of bandwidth—label your files.
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Working with iTV, we assisted with the filming on the new TV show on the History Channel: Dirty Old Cars. It was fun working with Jamie at Visual Perfection and the entire crew.